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Sunday, November 26, 2006

The Bad Boyfriend Voodoo Doll
Correct Bad Boyfriend Behaviour With A Simple Prick of a Pin!


Includes: One Voodoo Doll with 25 desirable boyfriend qualities and 10 pins.
How To Use: Whenever you feel your boyfriend is taking you for granted, use one of the pins to put him back in line. Stick the pin into the activity that you want your boyfriend to do, and instantly he will turn back into the same caring man who convinced you to go out with him in the first place.


"Remember my birthday"
"Listen to me"
"Buy me jewellery"
"Give me the remote"
"Tell me you love me"
"Bring me flowers"
"Take me shopping"
"Compliment me"
"Cook dinner for us"
"Sex is over when I say it's over"
"Take me dancing"
"Take me to a nice restaurant"
"Rub my feet"
"Don't think of other women"
"Serenade me"
"Rub my neck"
"Take me to a chick flick"
"Cuddle with me"
"Massage my back"
"Hold me in your arms"
"Stop acting like an ass"
"Take a romantic walk with me"
"Run a bath for me"
"Tell your friends to go home"
"Take out the trash"

haha baby tan got this for me when we were out for dinner a week back. i was LAUGHING when he came back from "toilet" with this and passed it to me. all of the stuff are so funny, but not all for me la. haha. we're not staying tog, so no trash, no sex, no bath, no remote control fights, and i wouldn't even think of asking baby tan to bring me shopping.

i TRY not to pin anywhere on the doll unless i'm really bored hee.

mummy says it's kinda freaky when she saw it on my table. haha

and it gets a little kiss when i'm so bored studying.

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