my baby thought this was funny when i told him what i heard on the radio. it's pretty interesting actually. haha!
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man and woman are married, but they still go out occasionally to have fun, without each other's company.
one morning, the woman comes home after a night out with her gal pals. man asks "where have u been?" woman ans "oh i was out with some girl friends last night, and bunked over at one of their place."
the man calls 10 of her girl friends to ask if she was at their place last night, but none of them was with the woman the night before.
another morning, the man comes home after a night out with his guy pals. woman asks "where have u been?" man ans "oh i was out with some guy friends last night, and bumked over at one of their place."
the woman decides to call 10 of his guy friends to ask if he was at their place last night.
8 of the 10 guys says he's still at their place.
2 other guys say he's still sleeping.
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and of course, this other one that's on the radio pretty often:
lawyer: so mdm, so can you pls tell us why u killed your husband.
wife: because he said "good morning cassandra."
lawyer: and what is wrong with that?
wife: my name is michelle.
hee. ok i'm off to do tonnes of work that requires me to use my brains.