it's not such a bad idea being a lesbian, if you think about it. and i'm making this statement with a sober mind. and no, i do not have a crush on siying. we're just pretend lesbians to make feng hao happy, ok? =)

so yeah, we were suppose to check out Ministry Of Sound. just me and Siying, cuz she had this sms that admits two for free. well, it turns out, wednesday was ladies nite, so yeah, long queue and bla bla bla.

there's just random stuff i rmb of the period b4 we found MOS: waiting at the train station HOPING i didn't look like a hooker decked out in black with really dark eye make up; or seeing pple walk in the total opposite direction away from where they wanna go, i so wanted to giggle at these pple who were too full of pride to ask the ticket office guy for directions; or this group of caucasian girls walking past us at clark quay, and one of them shouted out to the other girl "YOU MADE OUT WITH SARAH?!"; or this other lady who passed out and lied down on the floor in the middle of no where, then i thot mayb it'd be fun to jus lie on the walkway and see pple's reactions. haha. well, apparently my good fran siying did that already, when she, feng hao, shuhui and andrew slept on a public bridge last time after they had too much to drink at zouk; and of course the shock we got when we saw how bloody long the queue was!

but we were so lucky! we intended to walk to the end of the queue, and in the mean time look out for pple we know, and guess wat! we barely walked a quarter of the queue and saw my friend beverly! ok just this sort of friend/acquaintance in my orientation group in freshman orientation camp. such a sweetie to let us jump queue! looking prettier and prettier everytime i see her la! so was really cool, we got in like, in a jiffy. =)

well, the place was big i must say. and without much lights (it's a club, ya i know.), it's even more difficult to navigate. it's probably one of those times i rmb turning my head left and right so much, trying to decide which direction is the correct direction to take. we jus pretty much checking out how big the place was and what's so hyped up bout it.

mayb after two hours or so, we sort of left the place to go find feng hao (siying's good friend) and his other frans somewhere outside. well, all of his frans decided to stay at MOS after we waited 15 mins for them. so we managed to come to a conclusion, that we should jus head to zouk so feng hao won't have to queue as much if he were to get into MOS.

my first, virgin visit to Phuture. and i saw the bridge that they fell asleep on. lol. i tell you, it was major major "Squeeze-Fest"! i don't go clubs a lot, so i had no idea it was that squeezy! i was soooo wrong when i tot MOS was crowded. soooo wrong. Phuture was like, squeezing until i could feel my body pressing against Siying's. (pls pls pls, again, i'm not lesbian.) it's like, you don't even have to move your feet to walk or dance, cuz the pushing and squeezing from the pple ard you is enough.

so we got a couple of drinks, then headed for the dance floor. (another squeeze fit.) it was so much fun. we were like the lesbian couple, and feng hao was the sugar daddy. and all the crazy dance and hands and fingers, and wat with the tickling and smacking of the ass and humping of the wall and the kinky lesbian dance. hahahaha!!! the only thing i wasn't used to was the heat and pple's sweaty shirts and arms rubbing against mine. EWW!

so after that, we headed for feng hao's house just to hang ard and cuz he could drive us home. i mean, how fun can indian poker and dumb charades be, with jus three pple?? A LOT of FUN! LOL. we were just totally doing and actioning the silliest thing. i mean, which idiot couldn't guess "Batman Begins" after very very obvious gestures, and still come up with a long list of chim words for the opposite of "good", which is just "bad"?? i know you did it on purpose. *stares*

yeah well, it was fun. i'm just glad we all turned out happy at the end of the day.

and if you're reading this feng hao, i bet u're the envy of your frans who decided not to join us.
what could be any better than dancing with a Japanese-looking lesbian couple, and all the fun having a "threesome" and indian poker and dumb charades? ;)

and thank you darling siying for giving me much fun. was a great lesbian night with you =) so fun la!

i slept barely two hours this morning. but it was the best sleep in a long time.